New Balls Please by Andie M Long
Dora Evans is annoyed that her family are ignoring her while she’s in bed ill. To teach them what life would be like without her she absconds on a weeks break to learn how to play tennis. Partner Tim has had enough of Dora’s behaviour and to the surprise of daughter Camille and son Tyler, refuses to bring her home.
As the week goes on and tempers settle, Dora decides to read up on being a more submissive housewife and how to allow Tim to make the choices. In the meantime, Tim reads Dora’s Alpha books to see what her ideal man would be.
When Tim does collect his wife the Alpha meets the Submissive woman. Will they continue to make a great team or is this match about to end?
One way or another Tim’s going to need New Balls Please.
New Balls Please is book #3 in the Balls Series, I was lucky enough to be gifted an ARC of this book to read for Gemma Reads Too Much.
This series is so bloody funny!!!
I was laughing my little head off while I read this book.
This was the first book I’ve read where the author’s personality shone through; I could totally see Andie saying any of the amazing one liners that Dora comes out with.
Dora is bloody hilarious, she’s as daft as a brush but she’s so likeable that even the most ridiculous stuff she does seems completely normal.
I actually thought I was going to wee myself I laughed so much at the ben wa ball scenes.
Tim is unknowingly hilarious and I think I love him almost as much as Dora and Camille.
Andie M Long had genuinely funny bones and this series highlights her brilliance as a fantastic comedy writer.
I cringed at how ridiculous some stuff was but it was that amazing cringe that makes you grin as well.
New Balls Please is bloody hilarious and gets 5 stars from me.